What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How can a hacker damage me, realistically?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is your review of House of the Dragon Season 2 finale, Episode 8?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

Octopussy

Is there a reason why many men give up on dating and relationships? Is the dating scene difficult for them?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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